Some
thoughts
·
What if the Hokie-Kokie really IS what it's all
about?
·
If cheese has its picture taken, what does it say?
·
Why is a delivery on a ship called a cargo and a
delivery by car a shipment?
·
Most teenagers seem to think that being individual
is looking like everyone else.
·
“Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur” =
"That which is said in Latin sounds profound."
·
Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under
Communism, the reverse is true.
· Never fall in love with a tennis
player... love means nothing to them.
·
"I am, therefore I think." Isn't that
putting Descartes before the horse?
· Ren Descartes once walked into a
bar. The barman said 'Like a drink?' Ren replied 'I think not'. And promptly
disappeared.
·
Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a
faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and
tequila.
·
Indecision is the key to flexibility
· 'Dumb blonde' is a peroxymoron
·
There are only 10 types of people in the world -
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
·
Last night I dreamt I had written 'Lord of the
Rings'. This morning I realised I'd just been Tolkein in my sleep.
·
If the earth was destroyed tomorrow, the only
evidence for the existence of humans in the solar system would be a plaque on
the moon bearing the names Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew.
·
I always wanted to be somebody - now I see that I
should have been more specific
· A Freudian slip occurs when you
say one thing, but mean your mother
· Isn't it a bit unnerving that
doctors call what they do "practice?"
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